The Twelve Days of Christmas – For Dawgs
On the first day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a resignation under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, in-ter-cep-tions, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, Urban Meyer's nipples, in-ter-cep-tions, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
(I wrote this today after hearing about Urban Meyer resigning as UF's coach. I'm all broken up about it, too.)
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This is great Angye! I've shared it on Twitter and Facebook.
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